Readymade: Settling the Art Debate with Ultimate Wisdom

“What is art?”

Some people think this question will never have a conclusive answer. Some people think it is an ongoing debate. Some people think the answer is based on subjective opinion. These people are wrong.

Don’t fret, dear consumer. While the art world may be confusing, obtuse, and snobbish to a lowly outsider such as yourself, I have distilled the essence of Truth itself into a short game-like experience that you may now enjoy. If you don’t enjoy it, then you have failed to grasp my intent as an artist and should feel ashamed of yourself.

Awkward Google Drive Download Links:

Mac | PC*

Hardware Requirements:

• A 3D card that doesn’t totally suck
• Metric gigashits of RAM
• Impeccable taste

* Navigate to File > Download, because Google Drive is weird and thinks direct download links are too Web 1.0

Known Issues (v1.0)

• The Mac version sometimes doesn’t change screen resolution correctly in fullscreen mode, which it uses by default. Hold Option when starting the app to change this, if you so desire.
• Older computers and those without 3D cards won’t have a good experience and may crash. This game uses unoptimized 3D models generated by point-clouds. In layman’s terms, that means it wastes uses a lot of 3D processing power and RAM.

Licensing Information

This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.

That means you can distribute and remix this work freely, as long as you credit the author (“Amy Dentata” and/or “Patchwork Doll”), don’t use it for commercial purpose, and share your derivative work under the same or similar license.