Your Swimsuit Jumped Over Its Own Weathercock, You Liar!

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A (questionably) ero visual novel whose text is entirely driven by Markov chains, with the exception of a few strategically-placed ellipses.

This weirdo VN invokes memories of the Japanese-language eroge games I used to play as a teen. I valiantly attempted over and over to unlock their hidden erotic secrets, despite having no clue what was going on. This game does have an explicit win condition. Losing is implicit and will be as confusing as everything else.

Rave Reviews for Your Swimsuit:

“I was just told ‘Sleep barfing? You better not!’ so.. i’m pretty sure this is the best thing I could be doing at 6am”


“I did get to pixelated vagina somehow ._.”

NOTE: Contains gibberish, Charles Dickens, implied breasts, and pixelated va-jay-jay. NSFW if you work somewhere really boring.

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Your Swimsuit… OST


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+ Added terrible, terrible music. By request.

+ Choice results are now fully randomized—the “winning” path is no longer static
* Changed title screen to English text
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